I am deep inside the Death Star, an 8 minute walk to the Kingdom its own self, the Magic Kingdom. Not for pleasure I assure you, as nothing could be less pleasant for a born and raised central Florida kid who grew up in the shadow of the Empire.
Once you enter the tractor beam you are drawn ever forward, with red-lettered signs instructing NO STOPPING positioned every 50 feet for a dozen Mickey Miles. Emperor Iger lives in fear of unlicensed photographs of the grounds and signage within the realm. Only by employing my new Yogic skills can I maintain an even demeanor that permits me to walk among the backslappers and bootlickers adorned in ears. Breathe in- hold it, breathe out-hold it, and I step lightly into this Magical day.
Juancho
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Get ready for the best day of your life!
Keep your big ears peeled for a missing blue tongued mango vole!
I think I saw Skink wandering around with it in his coat pocket.
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.
The gods like the taste of our salt. . .
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