Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Alamo



San Antonio, Texass,

I'm shacked up across the street from the Alamo, which has some sort of significance in American history. From what I remember, the Alamo symbolizes the ultimate crash and burn. It is the go big or go home of the western story. Davy Crockett might have killed a bar when he was only three, but Santa Anna and his gang wrote the final chapter at the Alamo.

In the great American tradition of claiming failures as successes, "Remember the Alamo" became the battle cry that spurred Sam Houston's forces to overrun Santa Anna and claim Texas for the Anglos, who previously struggled to adapt to the Mexican culture. Go figure.

As January draws nearer with rides foregone and forgotten, an entire lifestyle sacrificed for home and work, my throat rings hoarse in my thoughts-

REMEMBER FELASCO!

Juancho

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Cheaha '09



It is time for the annual Cheaha trip, a retreat, a little break.

With two houses in stages of disarray, a work schedule that shows me more ports of call than a professional port-caller, and an extra-tropical storm blowing through the entire southeast region, I am still going.

Got to. Gotta. Has to happen.

I'm working on material. "If Ida known it was going to rain so much Ida brought an umbrella!" Go ahead- now you try it.

We are going to Cooper Creek, north of Dahlonega, GA and if any of you would like to join us, then load up. The weather should be clearing by tomorrow, and we will only have to deal with the mud left behind from 2 inches of rain. I have a set of Continental Edge tires and I'm looking forward to ravaging the trails with those flippers on the Titus.

Riding has been catch as catch can this fall due to life-changing maneuvers, (Yo, that Juancho be makin' moves dog!) I need to ride myself back into the general vicinity of sane.

-Juancho

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Service




I worked in restaurants for 13 years so I know a thing or two about service. I've done every job there is in a restaurant; clean the mats, pick the chicken (after you wash your hands from cleaning the mats) cutting the wedding cake, mixing the Hurricanes, and fetching more creole mustard for the conch fritters. Without a doubt I prefer the front of the house action to the kitchen. For me, cooking is like a prayer, and most of the chefs I worked with treated cooking like a curse. Give me the turn and burn, deep in the weeds, wild-eyed Friday night fat roll of bills in my pocket. I like the 10 top, 8 top double seating slam. I dig service.

I take that spirit into my job now as I plan events and cater to the whims of social workers, some more deserving than others, just like in the restaurants. It's not for me to judge their worth, but just to sling them the best hash on the hottest plates I can find. My life as a waiter keeps me humble (and proud as any server will tell you, we know we are so much better than all of you!)

I tell you this because yesterday morning I was awake and setting the table for 60 young volunteers, new to the field, preparing to go out and perform public service. They were tasked with planning an event for MLK Jr. Day. As you may have heard there is a push to consider it a day "on" instead of a day off. They pitched their ideas to me; walk-a-thons, anti-hate rallies, building challenge courses, all very ambitious and complex. I told them over and over, "That's great. Best of luck, but service can be simple." They were less impressed with simple.

After this meeting ended I walked to an Irish Pub with a colleague for a celebratory pint of Guiness at 11:30 A:M. Trust me it was well-deserved.

While enjoying the morning sun, watching bubbles rise up the sides of my pint, two young dudes roll up on mountain bikes, park them in the bar and join us outside with pints of their own. We talked bikes and toasted the beautiful morning.

We all paused to notice a homeless man walking along the sidewalk across the street. One of the kids (about 20?) jumped up with his backpack and trotted over to this guy. He pulled out a baggy with a PB&J and other little snack items and offered it to the guy. He took it. The kid ran back to us.

What the hell? Who would be out urban shredding, drinking beer in the morning, and giving out sandwiches? Irish Missionaries? So we asked them what their deal was, what was the catch?

They said they ride downtown every Saturday morning, hucking off of corporate art and rolling manuals off the bus mall curbs. They always see a lot of homeless folks and they thought it would be fun to pass out sandwiches while they rode.

Service is just so simple.

Juancho

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Spun Out: deconstruction of a blog post.



Begin the blog post with nostalgia and catharsis before moving on to describe the conflict between sameness: Cheaha Trip, San Felasco vs. anniversary of election of president Obama and Project HOUSE.

Segue into a colorful series of observable detail from recent rides, lamenting the lack of time, opportunity, commitment, nutrition (reference bike blogs for details.)

Continue to mask thoughts and emotions behind avatar/caricature "Juancho."

Try not to fall off the ride.

Persevere-

juancho

Monday, November 02, 2009




It is comfortable, you have to admit that. Your toes all warm and snuggly in wool socks, but still able to wriggle around and breathe the fresh air from a sandal-based platform.

What does not look comfortable is S'quatch's bike, the Punisher, which threw him from the saddle yesterday at Munson and taco'ed his front wheel.

A fully rigid 29'er, it even sounds unpleasant- might as well ride the partially turgid 35'er. Oh well, a man has to learn to fork his own broncs in this life.

Juancho

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Gentrification






On the one hand I did buy a house. On the other hand I hang out with this crew.

-Juancho

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Hush up now.




"May you live in interesting times," the Chinese curse at one another, and brothers and sisters I have had about all of the interesting I need for the month. At this point I think if I put salt on my food it might be enough to send me screaming for a private cell in Chatahoochee.

I watch the carefree state office workers strolling to their cars as early as 3:45 P:M, taking advantage of their "flex-time" no doubt. With a day's work behind them they are free to go home to their families,their cats,their ships in bottles, Folfing rendevous, Mixed Martial Arts classes, Shipwreck margaritas at the Cabo's bar, barbershop quartet, Reiki lessons, or tend to their fantasy football league.

I have only the list. The list that measures in exposed detail the rewards of achievement and the consequences of failure. I eat the list. I sleep the list. The list is a self-populating menace that rules my dreams and waking hours.

At the end of the list is that moment when I close the door, lock it, and sit hooded like the falcon in repose.

Juancho