Begin the blog post with nostalgia and catharsis before moving on to describe the conflict between sameness: Cheaha Trip, San Felasco vs. anniversary of election of president Obama and Project HOUSE.
Segue into a colorful series of observable detail from recent rides, lamenting the lack of time, opportunity, commitment, nutrition (reference bike blogs for details.)
Continue to mask thoughts and emotions behind avatar/caricature "Juancho."
Try not to fall off the ride.
Persevere-
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7 comments:
Make witty sexual innuendo (preferably gay) comment about most interesting line, then proceed to flame generally about either the basic formula or the minute details, but never both simultaneously.
Then, make convoluted references to writing in own blog.
Sign off with troubling and misunderstood avatar.
Write BASTARD! in comment section because you can't think of anything to say, then gush about how you will never be half the writer "Jauncho" is. Go write obvious tear jerker post to keep your female readers for one more week. Follow up with blog about bike chain guys, while defacing anything good you might have done on the ride. Pause and repeat.
Blogger inserts response to encourage participation.
Sometime commenter stops by and inserts observations on post.
Comment on picture then spin off into some witty sequence leaving links to own blog to build traffic. Type 'collecke' in word verification and wonder what it means.
Exploit ambiguity in post with aside on previous comment. Conclude with amiable self deprecation.
Stop by, because you always do, and leave wondering why you can never come up with anything quite so interesting. Leave a humble "Thank you" for keeping the wheels turning in a direction unforeseen.
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