Wednesday, December 21, 2005
It's all over folks, now go home!
I haven't pedaled a stroke in 10 days. I have thought long and not very deeply about this, and there is only one conclusion that makes any sense to me...
"Cycling" has fallen horribly out of fashion. I mean it. Riding a bicycle for fun and pleasure is about as cool as a Rubik's Cube now. It has become the Spice Girls, feathered roach clips, and a Cabbage Patch Doll all in one.
I wouldn't be caught dead on a bike anymore. Those of you still "into" "riding" are just fashion victims soaking up the overstock merchandise- the acid-washed jeans as it were.
I, being more on the cusp of what's hot and what's not, will be moving on to the next big thing...as soon as I find out what it is.
I can't believe I hung around this long, how embarrassing.
too cool for school