Thursday, April 27, 2006
If I was Godzilla (and I might be)
I would stomp the new apartment complex that is being built next to the Munson Trail into matchsticks.
I would use my long stride to walk back to the mountains in a matter of hours.
I would go down to the State Capitol and have a word or two with Jeb, man to monster.
I would probably have to ride a 29'er (God Forbid!)
I would eat handfuls of road bikers like popcorn.
I would use my fiery blast to cook brats, steaks, eggplant slices, and whatnot for all my friends.
I would stomp a swimming pool in my backyard before it gets too hot.
I would drink every one of you under the table due to my gargantuan liver.
I would track down Mothra, and Rodan, and settle their hash once and for all.
I've had three days of total rest, I am ready to unleash the beast out there today.