Blogger Down!

I have posted a dapper Asian? guard at the door and retreated to the panic room due to travel-related illness. My lackadaisical immune system was caught napping by the Hantavirus, or maybe the Avian flu, since it's so en vogue these days.

Here is a schedule of coming events-

Big Worm Goes International

54th Annual Florida Folk Festival...bugs, heat, music, and sand in your drawers.
Go to the May '05 Archives to read how it went down last year. I would link it but I don't know how.

Updates on the progress towards building Tallahassee's first official Off Road Cycling Club
(to be named the Pedal Viking Marauders Club if I have anything to say about it).

A vicious diatribe against people who use the terms "think outside the box" and "I'm going to piggyback on that and say..." as well as people who confuse "definitely, defiantly, and definitively".

A self-loathing essay about middle class sport enthusiasts and how we are not special, or chosen, (unless you're jewish of course).

And if you are still around after all that, then I don't know what to say, but thanks.

-Juancho
(tennis ball neck)