That's right, road biking!
Besides the glimmer of broken glass,
the bloodthirsty coming home from work traffic,
the redneck morons screaming LANCE, LANCE!
There's the smog, the right angles, and the monotony.
I'm glad I got that over with for the year.
9 comments:
Is it bravery or insanity which allows people to road bike? I have never figured that out. And it's a sin that it's so hard. It's such an elegant way to get from one place to another.
Nothing elegant about it, it;s a knife fight in a phone booth all the way.
Come on, Juancho. It's all relative. You just need to improve your skills to improve your comfort level. You want to be like Chuck Norris in that phone booth! Now if you try to tell me that Chuck's moves are not elegant.....
Oh, now it's my skills is it? I'll see YOU on the Live Oak Connector and then we'll just see about skills mister!
Yeah, and where the hell is W.B.? And Happy Thanksgiving.
Skills, I gotcher skills.
Still here, just a tad under the weather...thanks for noticing.
Seriously though, one yellow sign ride with us and you will love the road more than Lance.
W.B.
Let's hear it for Chuck Norris! Old Guys Rule!!
I wonder who would win more yellow sign sprints between Chuck Norris, and Steven Seagal??
Chuck all the way! Seagull's pony tail makes him look too much like a sniveling Laurent Fignon for me to have faith in him. Either way, Juancho's going to miss the whole thing. He'll be out on Live Oak looking for something called "gotcher skills".
I gotcher gotcher.
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