Tuesday, March 25, 2008

10th Ave Invitational Yard & Parlor Pentathlon



Only four more days until the first annual 10th Avenue Yard and Parlor Invitational Tournament begins. Teams and individuals will be competing in five strict traditional disciplines.


Bocci, Darts, Billiards, Ping Pong, and mini- bowling.

I don't know how something called "mini-bowling" got in there either. It is the ice dancing of parlor games.

No matter, I will bring my characteristic brio to the competition.

Until then I will be out of the area. I have to travel to the Space Coast to protest cruise lines as they depart the harbor.

-Juancho

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's a Pentathlon seeing as only 5 events are being held.

Several of those events are pub-games, I better get a sponsor quick, IF I'm invited of course.

Anonymous said...

The 10th Avenue crew better count their lucky stars that I won't be around to emabarass them.
Dr. D

LoPo said...

Isn't that an oxymoron, Dr. D?

Human Wrecking Ball said...

You have no ping for my pong....if invited I will open up a Mongolian power pong can of whup ass on ya!
W.B.

juancho said...

magnum, it clearly says Pentathlon. Pay attention dude!

Anonymous said...

Hey, that's cheating, no changing the title to win; very sneaky sis.

Dr. D, we will miss you at the games, and yes, you would likely take us to task.

Anonymous said...

So, what do we have to do to get an invite? Actually be a friend?
Can we just sign a loyalty oath?
I've got a couple of "first born" that I could give up.
Need a new bike?

If I get invited, I'm gonna remain anonymous at the event, too.

Anonymous said...

Dude you weren't suppose to start advertising yet!! Ahhhh wha happend. Bushy

Anonymous said...

Can I be on the ReallyRottens team?

juancho said...

The invite list is stille being culled. This is a test event, to precede the actual extravaganza which will coincide with the olypmics.

Anonymous said...

the full moon pics at fatoftheland are revealing. wish I'da gone now.