Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Mate in Four



So we are down to the endgame. 4 days to go.

I am belching nails and snorting turpentine.

After this damn ride is over with I will need a new raison de etre. "I'm preparing for San Felasco" has been my convenient answer since April.

"Juancho, we need to you to finish up those 10-47 reports by Monday."

"No can do boss I'm preparing for San Felasco."

"Juancho, why don't you love me?"

"I'm sorry baby, I'm preparing for San Felasco, I got no time for love."

"Juancho, why don't I love you? Oh right, you are preparing for San Felasco."

"Can you do more for the Obama Campaign?" "San Felasco."

"Earthquakes in China?" "San Felasco."

"Spit on me if I'm on fire?" "San Felasco."

After this thing is over, I am setting my sights on some new goals like;

-playing punk rock guitar
-opening an art gallery (naming contest coming soon)
-re-learning Algebra
-get involved with the local caving grotto
-metaphysical studies
-dialing in my 3-pointer
-loafing at Joe's
-new creative direction for the BRC

This is a lot of work for a t-shirt.

-Juancho

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

damn, I was going to ask you out-I'm leaving in 3 days and just wanted a few crazy fun nights in the sack.
Oh well...

Juancho said...

That's Ok. I'm preparing for San Felasco anyway.

Anonymous said...

oooo! oooo! i know the name for the gallery; call on me!

Juancho said...

Magnum?"

It has to compete with:

S-s-studio (featuring Phil Collins tribute band every night of the week)

Walm-Art (Art for Less)

Valerie the Gallery

Ms. Moon said...

ArtFart

Human Wrecking Ball said...

First of all it's a REALLY good shirt.

The Gallery?

Impression It's
Diarrhea Galleria
Moderne Smart
Mr. Ektid Muse

Anonymous said...

I think I know someone who could play drums for that cover band, but...
Well anyway.

You should use a symbol for the gallery, names are so 2008.

Juancho said...

Mr. Ektid Muse is promising.

Human Wrecking Ball said...

You are to to kind Master Yoda.

INKSPOT•PROJECT said...

yeah, a t-shirt... and a sore arse. let's hope we all survive this one with flying colors. otherwise, its curtains at bed, bath and beyond...

Juancho said...

Not to mention great deals on flatware.