Saturday, January 29, 2011

Robot Army Update




Some of you are assuredly familiar with my well-chronicled efforts to build a robot army of cycling drones. The dream is to have legion upon legion of trained riders who respond to my telepathic control.

The project has been an unmitigated failure.

The early models have all been mothballed by the brass upstairs for lack of reliability. Each step is a learning process and that is why now, I introduce to you the result of innovation and perseverance- THE BEAST.

THE BEAST was deployed at Munson Hills today on his brand new Dimaondback 29'er.

THE BEAST has a reinforced chassis and extra meat in the upper body in case I need my bike carried, or wood chopped. For a trial run THE BEAST performed above expectations completing 12 miles of single track without issue or delay.

If this prototype proves successful I will build thousands more just like it and the trails will be mine! HahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA, ahem, excuse me.

And for the record yes, Tommy did drop me in the trees on Cadillac today so never let it be said I am ungracious in defeat.

See you out there-

Juancho

2 comments:

Magnum said...

the reactivation codes were reset; didn't you get the memo?

juancho said...

I guess Skynet is in charge now.