Thursday, December 16, 2010

Body Count



Another friend suffered a near-catastrophic injury a couple of weeks ago. I refrained from writing about it until the pins and screws were placed in his wrist and his memory was partially restored. This time it was a 12 foot free-fall interrupted by some cold concrete. Lucky for him he hit some large beams and a table saw on the way down, which helped orient him into a non-neck breaking position. He was sleepwalking at the time so we have no clear forensics on the accident. The dogs licked up the blood leaving scant evidence. This fellow is notably more hale than your average 40+ office pogue and so with broken wrist and an open wound in his head he climbed back into the loft and tried to go back to sleep.

He found sleep to be elusive.

Now he is resting comfortably with some serious hardware and a new appreciation for ambulating un-somn-.

This brings the 2010 body count to an impressive level. I can't remember this much carnage since the summer of 1991, and most of that was the same person (Darin).

We still have a couple of weeks left in 2010 so it is not too late to take your lick and be counted. As far as I know, the stats look like this-

The Torso -broken shoulder (Acromion dislocation) I think + unspecified internal injuries. Cadillac Trail.

Myself- Well documented dislocated shoulder, broken humerus. Skateboard.

Sasquatch- multiple broken ribs- road bike/ recycling bin.

Wrecking Ball- just read about it here.

GM/Bird- aforementioned sleepwalker.

I think I am leaving someone out, but that is enough that if I had a point to make it would be made by now.

Juancho

9 comments:

Magnum said...

2 weeks! I better get busy.

BIG JIM said...

I really wish I had not read this blog. Now I'll be riding on egg shells.

juancho said...

Actually, you are the one I forgot Big Jim. You took a road slider in 2010 if I remember correctly, and a hard tree check at Overstreet?

You met your quota- carry on.

BIG JIM said...

Oh yea! Whew do I feel better.

Human Wrecking Ball said...

2010 CAN SUCK IT! Bring the new year on.

juancho said...

I agree 100% WB.

WheelDancer said...

I hear ya! I'm two months off the bike after a high-speed mtb crash that smashed everything south of my shoulder. PT just released me to ride again but with nearly two feet of fresh snow on the ground it will be a while. If I decide to run away from MN, you got a cot or something I could crash on?...

juancho said...

Come on down, I have a shed out back or we can put a pallet under the house for you.

Sorry to hear you are on the 2010 injured reserve list, but at least there is lots of company.

Mingo said...

I didn't read this. I will be okay.