Sunday, December 12, 2010

The F word



I know it is considered rude to use it in polite company. There are so many other ways to say it, that to come right out and be blunt is just crude. No matter what your intention to let it utter from your lips is to put a target on your back. If I could think of any other way to say this, believe me I would gladly hide behind euphemism or innuendo.

I guess I will just have to take my chances.

I feel fast.

Juancho

18 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I had to read this twice.
I thought you were tawkin' to me.
Now go be fast.

Human Wrecking Ball said...

This is NOT good news for me. I am happy for you (in a "thanks for doing this while I'm on the bench" kinda way).

nicol said...

Fast is fabulous!

The Bald Fiddler said...

F'ing right.

The Bald Fiddler said...

F'ing right.

The Bald Fiddler said...

Whoops, sorry for the hiccup.

reverend dick said...

Where I'm from them are racing words. I hope your locals take you out and make you prove it...

juancho said...

Not a chance. The locals I ride with are hibernating and the rest don't count. Besides, I don't compete in the ring. I take it outside like in Rocky V.

Kent said...

Let's ride!

juancho said...

Deal!

*disclaimer

When I say fast I mean fast as compared to other Juanchos of the past. I would rate the current Juancho as competitive with the 2001 Juancho, aka "the Year of the (Jamis) Dragon."

Magnum said...

I thought you were going to say...
uh, well, I mean...

(staring at my shoes)

"frolf"

hitops said...

I'm slow and too busy to get faster, but at lest I'm back on the bike after a month when my lower back acted like Roberto Duran ("No mas.")

Saturday I rode upper Cadillac to the the Alford Arm Greenway and kept turning right until I hit water or a neighborhood. The fast doubletrack was just the ticket.

BIG JIM said...

Fast is effffing fun. At least that's what fast guys tell me.

Mark said...

I'm looking for the like button.....anyway, the proper way to say "fast" is eff. As in; Terry hasn't been riding, meanwhile I have been getting eff as fu**

juancho said...

Thank you, I can only hope I continue to need to learn something like the proper way to say fast.

sasquatch said...

Oh boy, here they come... Like a cackle of hyenas catching sight of an overconfident lion cub. Blood on the motherfucking wind.

juancho said...

Why come for me when they can feast on your tired old carcass?

"Lion cub?" More like pride of the pride.

reverend dick said...

LOL, it's getting deeeeep in here. One of y'all FLA hyenas can't catch a mouthful of hamstring?

Ride, juancho, ride!