Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Everybody who games knows you can't vanquish the dragons and demons without upgraded weaponry. That's why I have called forth the juicer, the food processor (for smoothies and hummus)the ipod loaded with NOFX and Tupac, and a bottle of avocado oil to lube my chain. This is an upper echelon comeback.
I turn 40 tomorrow, and I'm not ready to go yet, so before the next generation puts me in the kayak and pushes me out to sea without a paddle, I need to get it together. This is my decade. My fastest friends are over 40, in fact, I think Mystery Cupcake is 87.